Me: What Cannon?
Cannon: I'm really, really, really, really excited about Christmas.
Me: Yeah, it's going to be great. Now go to the bathroom and go back to bed.
Later in the week (not at 2am)...
Cannon: I have three presents under the tree and everyone else just has two and I think it should be even.
Cannon: So I should just open one of my presents and then everyone will have two.
Me: That's nice of you to want things fair but we're going to wait for Christmas to open presents.